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It took me 33 years to be bold enough to pick this last pair of glasses I've worn. Big solid black frames. Pink streaks on the inside. They were an impulse buy on a day where my hair must have looked good enough to feel confident in buying such bold glasses (only girls would understand this correlation probably).
Monday was my last day wearing them. I got LASIK!!! At 10 am, my world changed. I won't go into the details of the procedure (except to say I was definitely not given enough Valium to say "it was nothing")...but 2 hours after the surgery...I could see 20/20.
So, in eulogy...my last pair of glasses. I'm not going to miss them.

